Nick Yetto is:

A soon-to-be novelist. Sommelier of Deformity, publishing July 2018.

A freelance web person, fifteen years and counting.

A man with theories, but no opinions.

Mechanically able, mechanically eager, but not mechanically gifted.

A lover of literature.

A lover of well-executed trash.

A lover of antiques.

A guy who got an iron cauldron for Christmas, so that he can cook rustic stews outside.

An enthusiastic participant, but a poor athlete.

Someone who wishes he could call himself “a fisherman,” but can never find time to get out in the canoe.

Bad at parties.

6’3”, bald, forty years old.

A husband, and father of two.

Is that enough? There’s some stuff on YouTube as well. If there’s something you’re dying to know, send an email to conversation@nickyetto.com.